Reality versus The BSL Advocacy

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Gee…. I wonder what the pit bull was doing? Let’s break this down into two scenarios. The BSL Advocate version versus Reality.

The BSL Advocate Version

The day started out like any other day. An unsuspecting guy decided to go for a drive, but as he was grabbing his car keys a suspicious pit bull stepped from the shadows with some booze and a bazooka.
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Armed with booze and a bazooka, the mean ‘ole pit bull threatened to poor guy- ” You drink this booze until you are shit faced drunk or I am going to blow you to kingdom come.” The man, obviously not wanting to get mauled by a bazooka armed pit bull- starting double fisting that booze until he was good and drunk. After the bazooka carrying pit bull made sure the man was good and drunk, they all climbed into the vehicle to cruise for some people that the bazooka armed pit bull could harass.

While the drunk man was drunk driving, the notorious bazooka carrying pit bull forced the drunk driver to drive off a steep embankment and roll his Ford explorer multiple times.

Police were heard muttering “if only they had a Daxton’s Friends flyer…it could have prevented this….”

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Reality:
SANTEE, Calif. – A 31-year-old motorist was arrested for felony drunken driving after his Ford Explorer careened off a steep embankment in Santee where one passenger was critically injured and two others suffered serious injuries.

The white Ford Explorer, occupied by four adults and a pit bull, had gone of a steep embankment, rolling over several times and ending up in a ravine in harsh terrain, Morsch said.

All four occupants and the dog were injured. The critically injured occupant was lifted via hoist and rushed to Sharp Memorial Hospital by a sheriff’s helicopter, he said.

The other three occupants were also airlifted due to the remote area and were taken to a nearby landing zone. They were then transported via ground ambulance to various hospitals for treatment, he said.

Read the actual story here…..

Bazooka smuggling Pit Bulls forcing average folks to drive drunk…. Is there nothing these dogs can’t do?

Sarrah & Her Imaginary Dog

Once upon a time, there was was this lonely woman named Sarrah. Poor Sarrah had no friends outside of her online hate groups. One day, Sarrah decided to sit down at her computer and make up an imaginary tale to impress her Facebook friends.

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In Sarrah’s imagination land, she spins a incoherent tale of bullshit about her newly single mom who happened to be a respected vet that wanted to make her fatherless girls happy by buying a purebred papered pit bull puppy for 100$. Of course Sarrah’s mommy who was a vet had no clue what a dreaded pit bull was or that she just just bought one.

According to Sarah’s imagination- Lefty the 100$ purebred pit bull puppy became a killing machine! Ate chicks, fuzzy rodents, small dogs, people with hats….

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Sarrah’s imaginary dog was a beast! Her imaginary dog was so blood thirsty that Sarrah’s imaginary mommy who was a well respected vet just ignored it all!

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Even the pound knew what a beast Sarrah’s imaginary pit bull Lefty was but they just ignored all of it- eveninored Sarrah’s imaginary mommy (who was a vet) who demanded the imaginary beast known as Lefty be euthanized after hundreds of attacks. The pound did not listen and they adopted Sarrah’s imaginary dog out to some poor imaginary family only to maaaaaaaul another imaginary family.

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Poor Sarrah is ashamed- which she should be, cuz that is the worst story ever made up by those morons and they have told some whoppers in the past!

But- I’m not the only one who thinks so, even fellow BSL Advocates are calling bullshit on this tale:

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Fiction is the polite way of saying bullllllshiiiit. No one is that stupid- except for Sarrah and the morons who actually believe her pathetic cry for attention.

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Aww… Sarrah’s imaginary mommy was mentally ill too…guess the apple didn’t fall from the crazy tree.

WTF Friday…

There are somethings that are said in this world that makes you just…. Well, you decide for yourself:

((WARNING! EXTREME STUPIDITY WILL BE SHOWN!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!))

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I know you are asking yourself if you really just read that and the answer is- yes, you just read that sick sh@t. Now, come on- you know that isn’t the end of this convo…

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I mean- who doesn’t sit around and google beastality stories in their spare time? But… I know I can count on BSL Advocates to find them…

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Yep, somethings never change. Stay classy, you crazy twit.

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Good ‘ole Measly Beasley-  nobody but perverted animal abusing creeps find your jokes funny… Which explains why only BSL advocates found that funny..

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No, you pathetic waste of human flesh- men and women fight for these dogs because they know what you are doing is WRONG. Although if you think the only mistake that sick bitch made was taking pictures of the abuse- you should go stick your head in a used port-a-bathroom at a chilli cook off…

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So Gary likes to sit back and watch the hoe stroll…. I’m pretty sure serial killers loved doing that too..

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Seriously, we should do a group gofundme to pay for some serious psychotherapy for these morons… I think Baby Jesus would approve.  

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WTF Friday…

There are somethings that are said in this world that makes you just…. Well, you decide for yourself:

((WARNING! EXTREME STUPIDITY WILL BE SHOWN!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!))

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I know you are asking yourself if you really just read that and the answer is- yes, you just read that sick sh@t. Now, come on- you know that isn’t the end of this convo…

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I mean- who doesn’t sit around and google beastality stories in their spare time? But… I know I can count on BSL Advocates to find them…

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Yep, somethings never change. Stay classy, you crazy twit.

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Good ‘ole Measly Beasley-  nobody but perverted animal abusing creeps find your jokes funny… Which explains why only BSL advocates found that funny..

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No, you pathetic waste of human flesh- men and women fight for these dogs because they know what you are doing is WRONG. Although if you think the only mistake that sick bitch made was taking pictures of the abuse- you should go stick your head in a used port-a-bathroom at a chilli cook off…

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So Gary likes to sit back and watch the hoe stroll…. I’m pretty sure serial killers loved doing that too..

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Seriously, we should do a group gofundme to pay for some serious psychotherapy for these morons… I think Baby Jesus would approve.  

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Silly things BSL Advocates say…

 

A pit bull is just a pure bred… crossbreed… Other wise known as a mutt?

I’m 99.9% sure that James put an aweful lot of thought into that comment. Some how in his addled brain, that comment makes sense.

It amazes me how BSL Advocates are more then happy to let their fellow buddies sound like morons.

 Works for me….

Just another Convo with Good ‘ole McCartney….

Some convo’s you know are just going to south reeeeaaaalll quick…

  
Cindy DARED disagree with The spam king of the BSL Advocacy…? I’ve popped my popcorn and settled in for the hilarity!

  
Just kill ’em all, right Thomas? Especially those deadly pug mixes….

  
Those dastardly rainbows of gas! -but I would like to address I’ve yet to see a pit bull owner name their dog Boo Boo…

  
Eh? Say that again?

  
We know Cindy- we’ve been saying that for a long time…