I read this….
and I think of this…
I read this….
and I think of this…
You’re welcome.
Who is the real Kim S.? I guess that depends on who you ask…. BUT if you ask BSL advocates, Kim S. is this mythical omnipresent “nutress” with shape shifting skills and black ops covert skills. Kim S. has the supernatural ability granted from the pit bull demon dogs from hell to leap through time and space and create such mayhem that ruins the well meaning mass euthanization of all pit bull type dogs.
According to legend, Kim S. was hatched from an egg from the mystical pure bred purpose bred mutant land shark. Gifted/cursed with powers granted by the AFF, Kim S. has the ability to telekinetically force BSL advocates to write some of the most ignorant, hateful and violence filled posts as they sit innocently behind their computers. Kim S. the extreme “Nutress” resides in Phoenix, somewhere in California, New York, South Carolina, New Mexico, Alaska, Washington, New Jersey, Oregon, Colorado, Philadelphia, Maine, Texas, Arkansas, Wisconsin, Minnesota and about 20 other states ALL at the SAME TIME….Yes, Kim S. with her super “nutress” powers….
Could Jennifer Sue Scott be Kim S. too?!!!
Sweet Jesus….
Is there no limit to the morphing demon hell hound powers of this Kim S.?!!
…. This might be a bit of a crazy idea, but maybe, just maybe…. Good ‘ole Elsie has pissed just enough people off with her craziness that her own buddies have been sending screen shots all around and it just happened to fall into someone’s lap? It’s not like they have to remember who has all the fake profiles, right?
For the love of twinkies… WILL THE REAL KIM S. PLEASE STAND UP?!
Right! ‘Cuz those darn people just make shit up! No way anyone just wrote that Ms. Margery should be punched right in her mouth! It’s totally false! It’s a fib! A Falsehood! A Gosh Darn Lie!
Good thing William didn’t have to wait very long…. I mean, those twits over there call us delusional. Either William is unable to scroll up and read the thread his fellow morons write or he is that delusional that he honestly believes his fellow group of morons are not capable of writing violent things. Somehow it wouldn’t surprise me if he actually thought the phrase “She needs a good punch right in the mouth!!” in no way means Sonya wants Margery to get a good a punch in her mouth? Maybe it’s just code for “Give Margery a great big hug?”I find it interesting that a grown man who states not once, but twice about how he pays Margery absolutely no mind whatsoever….
(What William really means is: “After 30 years of pouring drinks for the public and getting them so wasted that they pass out at the bar and I mock them on Facebook….)
Continuously pulls up screen shots from that nobodies page. That darn Margery’s page…
Now, William has never heard of a BSL advocate hiding under a rock to kill a dog… I suppose because all that talk of dog killing is “hypothetical” right? It’s so creepy watching a 40+ year old man stalk a “70 year old” woman.
Poor Cindy Maylene Ballard/Matos/Payne of Claremore Oklahoma. Cindy is suffering from a bad case of the envies.
Lord, help that poor woman (awww… I’m praying for you Cindy!). I’m always amused (and excited for them!) when they google me fervently that they find public projects. Maybe I just misunderstand what public really means? Does public mean private?
Anywho, my dear Cindy Pickalastnamealready is just wetting herself with glee at finding a kickstarter project from….2014
In fact, she’s so giddy that she blogged about it on her brand new blog The Pit Bull Problem!
Follow the money trail…. What money trail? I suppose if I really pushed it and raised money…there would be a money trail? I’m curious though, why is she such a bitter bug? I mean, on one hand- they tell me I’m this nobody just blogging away on a blog no one reads and on the other hand, I’m this super nutter responsible for the reason people have pit bulls and should just diiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!
I’m getting mixed signals….
Hmmm…. I really miss making those videos!
All I can say is, at least I inspire Cindy M Ballard/Matos/Payne, but she really doesn’t need to be so envious. I’m more than thrilled to add her to my Christmas card list if she truly wants to be part of my life…. or she can keep stalking me. I mean, she’s 59 years old and lives in a town with a population of a little over 18,971 people, I guess she has to get her excitement from somewhere?
It could save your sanity one day….
Ladies and Gentlemen, do not adjust your screen. What you are about to see is scientific verifiable proof that pit bulls are every freaking where.
Even though, according to Dogsbite.org mathematical genius Merritt Clifton tells us that the pit bull population is the minority- 6% to be exact– it seems that 99.97% of all dogs that are unidentifiable all seem to have over whelming pit bull genetics tainting them.
Pug and Pit mix….. Of course, the ears were a dead give away. OH, I should point out the coat of fur. A coat of fur are a pit bull breed give away. Let’s go over the visual pit bull identification checklist:
1. Fur (various colors, texture and length) ✔
2. Ears (Floppy, erect, small, large) ✔
3. Teeth ✔
4. Legs ( short, long) ✔
5. Eyes ✔
6. Body (square, long, short, fat, skinny, muscular) ✔
How can you not see the pure bred pit in that dog?
They are everywhere…. You have been warned.
“Why aren’t you sorry? Don’t you feel sorry? YOU BETTER FEEL SORRY OR WE WILL MAKE YOU SORRY!”- says Every BSL Advocate/Daxton’s Friends/Dogsbite.org member
I always feel sorry for the fear mongering morons over in the dismal land of the BSL Advocacy. I’m sorry that they willingly chose to live in such a sorry state of mind.
I mean, I get that they feel such a surge of manic excitement when they search out dog attacks or that they google pit bull owners over and over (even when they swear up and down they never ever care about what they have to say or do…) just to watch with rabid devout secret longing of the normality that their obsessions thrive in. I feel sorry that they live in such a sorry pitiful state of suspended sorryness…
…. No, seriously…. I just kidding! #sorrynotsorry that the BSL Advocacy is addicted to me. Although, considering some of the addiction issues that certain BSL advocates face, :::coughcoughdrugdealingspainkillersboozedrivingwhileinoxicatedonsuspendedlicenses::::: I can see why they can not help themselves.
I wish I could be sorry that they hate the fact that the truth is being shown, but… #sorrynotsorry. I mean, we all know the saying “they hate what they fear” and the fear is strong among them over in the land of BSL Advocacy.
I get it, they want me to shut up. They want me to stop exposing them. They want me to be sorry that I show…. their true message. They want me to stop sharing their words, literally- screen shots of their very own words. They want to make me sorry that I dare to point out the painfully obvious….
But… #sorrynotsorry. I couldn’t make up 99.99999% of the stupid, hateful, violent, sorry stuff you write on a daily basis if I tried… But I have ZERO problem sharing your stupidity on a daily basis and since you claim you are the #silentmajority- why are you so worried about such a nobody blogger like myself?