I read this….
and I think of this…
You’re Welcome…
You’re welcome.
Will the real Kim S. please stand up?
Who is the real Kim S.? I guess that depends on who you ask…. BUT if you ask BSL advocates, Kim S. is this mythical omnipresent “nutress” with shape shifting skills and black ops covert skills. Kim S. has the supernatural ability granted from the pit bull demon dogs from hell to leap through time and space and create such mayhem that ruins the well meaning mass euthanization of all pit bull type dogs.
According to legend, Kim S. was hatched from an egg from the mystical pure bred purpose bred mutant land shark. Gifted/cursed with powers granted by the AFF, Kim S. has the ability to telekinetically force BSL advocates to write some of the most ignorant, hateful and violence filled posts as they sit innocently behind their computers. Kim S. the extreme “Nutress” resides in Phoenix, somewhere in California, New York, South Carolina, New Mexico, Alaska, Washington, New Jersey, Oregon, Colorado, Philadelphia, Maine, Texas, Arkansas, Wisconsin, Minnesota and about 20 other states ALL at the SAME TIME….
Yes, Kim S. with her super “nutress” powers….
Could Jennifer Sue Scott be Kim S. too?!!!
Sweet Jesus….
Is there no limit to the morphing demon hell hound powers of this Kim S.?!!
…. This might be a bit of a crazy idea, but maybe, just maybe…. Good ‘ole Elsie has pissed just enough people off with her craziness that her own buddies have been sending screen shots all around and it just happened to fall into someone’s lap? It’s not like they have to remember who has all the fake profiles, right?
For the love of twinkies… WILL THE REAL KIM S. PLEASE STAND UP?!
William calls Foul!
Right! ‘Cuz those darn people just make shit up! No way anyone just wrote that Ms. Margery should be punched right in her mouth! It’s totally false! It’s a fib! A Falsehood! A Gosh Darn Lie!
Good thing William didn’t have to wait very long…. I mean, those twits over there call us delusional. Either William is unable to scroll up and read the thread his fellow morons write or he is that delusional that he honestly believes his fellow group of morons are not capable of writing violent things. Somehow it wouldn’t surprise me if he actually thought the phrase “She needs a good punch right in the mouth!!” in no way means Sonya wants Margery to get a good a punch in her mouth? Maybe it’s just code for “Give Margery a great big hug?”
I find it interesting that a grown man who states not once, but twice about how he pays Margery absolutely no mind whatsoever….
(What William really means is: “After 30 years of pouring drinks for the public and getting them so wasted that they pass out at the bar and I mock them on Facebook….)
Continuously pulls up screen shots from that nobodies page. That darn Margery’s page…
Now, William has never heard of a BSL advocate hiding under a rock to kill a dog… I suppose because all that talk of dog killing is “hypothetical” right? It’s so creepy watching a 40+ year old man stalk a “70 year old” woman.
2000 and Counting…
How would you feel knowing you’ve pissed off over 2000+ people? I would imagine a normal person wouldn’t feel that great, nor would they want to brag about it, right? I mean, what kind of person pisses that many people off on a social media setting like Facebook?!
Well….. Somehow I’m not surprised. What I am surprised about is the dedication that man gives to obsessing over “stupid people”. I kid you not, this is only PART of his block list, I honestly was going cross eyed trying to keep up with his every growing list….
That’s not even 1/3 of his infamous growing list of people that he has blocked because they have disagreed with him. Although, the crazy part is, he literally stalked everyone of those person’s Facebook pages and linked them to each and every name. Then, he created a blog post to share with his stalking hate mongers SO they could stalk them, pillage their Facebook pictures of their families, send them nasty messages and THEN block them like some cowards. Over 2000+ people…. Who has that much time on their hands to stalk over 2000+ people on Facebook allllll because they are pit bull owners and non pit bull owners who have dared to disagree with him?
By no means am I a Psychiatrist, but I dare say that their is something unhealthy about this behavior. Since people always say that past behavior is a good indicator of future behavior, it’s safe to say that if you have had the fortunate pleasure of pissing that man off, you probably will be added to his list… and for good measures, he’ll probably add you to it a few times, just in case he somehow forgot to add you the first time, or second time….
How to Protect Yourself From a BSL Advocate Attack
It could save your sanity one day….
The Daxton’s Friends Guarantee
Daxton’s Friends will not promise legitimate dog education beyond what wikipedia can provide, nor will they guarantee how to prevent dog bites and attacks, BUT Jeff Borchardt, founder of Daxton’s Friends can guarantee that if you are one of the millions of pit bull type/bully breed type dogs: there is a 100% chance that you will be killed by your dog.
Mark his words folks, according to Jeff Borchardt- it’s just a matter of time. Right at this moment, millions of pit and bully mixes are communicating via skype and plotting.
Have you found expired milk in the fridge? Questionable guacamole mislabeled? Be afraid, according to Animal 24-7 Editor, inducing food poisoning is genetically hard wired into these demon dogs.
Before you head down a flight of stairs, be aware of your surroundings. According to Dogsbite.org, pit bulls and bully breeds are purpose bred to “trip” (push) you down a flight of stairs.
Smell something horrific in a enclosed environment? There is no doubt your pit bull is attempting to gas you to death with his arsenal of deadly ass gas.
According to Borchardt, the probability of your pit/bull breed type dog killing you is at a all time high. Since, our fate is predicted by Borchardt and his psychic gerbil and set in stone, we might as well live it up!
Remember… It’s just a matter of time.
Bob meets Jane the Break Stick Queen
Bob is your typical All American Guy. Bob is like you- he has a job, home and a family!
Bob also has a dog! Bob and Scrappy are best buddies!
Meet Jane. Jane spends her time googling dog fights and break sticks. Jane is a proud member of Daxton’s Friends and she hates pit bulls.
Poor Bob! He can’t hide from Jane. Jane is rambling incoherently about Scrappy and break sticks!
Jane pulls a break stick from her ass and starts screaming loudly at Bob & Scrappy.
Bob and Scrappy are speechless!
Bob and Scrappy run as far away from the crazy break stick wielding Jane as they can.
The End
