Yes, we totally know how thrilled he is with someone suing Caesar Milan. Myself, I could care less because I don’t let Hollywood figures dictate my responsible dog ownership. Although I’m sad that A) a woman was attacked and B) a dog will or was put to sleep because he was somewhere he should have never been. Although- I’m confused, what does Karen Delise have to do with Caesar Milan? Right, absolutely nothing.

OMG I totally forgot! Ms. Delise is blamed for allllllll of Jeff’s problems. I could totally see Jeff trying to question her in court:

JB: Ms. Delise, do you know who I am?

KD: not really, except that you stalk me via social media.

JB: DID you know I’m a expert in all pit bulls now, do you know why?

KD: no clue

JB: My son was killed in a 15 minute sustained pit bull attack.

KD: I’m sorry for your loss.

JB: you do know this was your fault, right?

KD: Howso? Were they my dogs?

JB: No, but…

KD: Was I the babysitter?

JB: NO! But if it weren’t for you, Susan Iwiki would have never gotten the dogs that killed my son!

KD: Do I know her? I’m 100% sure I have no clue who she was when she chose her dogs. Wait… Didn’t you tell her to keep your son away from the dogs?

JB ::::Total complete meltdown:::: OHMYGAWS DON’T TEST ME! YOU WONT WIN, I CAN STALK YOU FOR DAYS!

Judge: Mr. Borchardt, can you please explain how Ms. Delise is responsible for your child’s death.

JB: yes, Karen Delise is responsible because she didn’t stop Susan Iwikis dogs from attacking my son for 15 sustained minutes.

Judge: Was Ms. Delise there?

JB: No, but….

Judge: was Ms. Delise aware of your babysitters habit of disobeying your requests in the care of your child?

Judge: is there anyone else you want to blame?

Judge: Mr. Borchardt, can you explain why you blame Animal Farm Foundation?

JB: because they dare tell anyone that pit bull type dogs are good family dogs. Pit bulls are responsible for 776% deaths in the US.

Judge: Did you just say 776%

JB: and that’s the human deaths and attacks we know because the media hides pit bull attacks.

Judge: does anyone from Animal Farm Foundation know you?

JB: if they do it’s only because I stalk them daily.

Judge: you do realize stalking is a crime, right?

JB: YOU CANT TELL ME WHATS ILLEGAL. I’m Jeffery Borchardt and I can do whatever I WANT.

Yes, I totally see where Jeff is going with this…. He’s showing each and everyone just how bad he’s losing his f@cking mind.

What misinformation, Mr. Borchardt?
The history of the “pit bull” that is easily obtained by a simple Google search?

Or better yet, what happens if you google “Are pit bulls for everyone?”

Wait- are AAF, Karen Delise, Stacy Coleman & the hundreds of other professionals Borchardt stalks supposed to take on the responsibility of researching about a breed of dog? Are they also responsible for a babysitter not following the parents direct instructions to not to let their supposed “miracle” child around her dogs?

I would LOVE to see Borchardt try to convince a judge that millions of people are responsible for his babysitters f@ck up. It would be even more hilarious to watch that judge bounce his pathetic whiny ass right out of the court room.